APE REVERT MICROSCOPY JUICE

£10.00

APE Revert

In stock

Description

Comes with a 10cc Ape Revert microscopy juice sample, an 18g needle to get your natural art onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

These chaps are basically a more stabilised version of Albino Penis Envy, which is great! They keep the potency and gain the ability to drop a decent of spores, which is one of the worst things about standard APE. You wouldn’t find these in the wild, they’re an example of man’s mockery of God’s plan which is ace. Up yours, God, you ain’t the boss of me!

Such a lovely piece of art, I tried to make it look like it was blotter paper (which is a thing criminals use to take drugs with, I saw it on an episode of The Bill once). As I was making this artwork I thought “christ yeah this is cool and so drugs must be cool too” and then I understood! I’d nearly fallen into the Devil’s trap! Oh no you don’t Satan, not today, get thee *the fuck* behind me. So I guess if you order this piece of artwork what I’m saying is be super careful, because otherwise before you know it you’ll be in a motorcycle gang stabbing people because of a meth deal gone wrong or transporting a box full of human kidneys across state lines or something.

All microscopy samples have been produced using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!