GOLDEN TEACHER SPORES

£14.00

A 10cc syringe of Golden Teacher Spores, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

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Description

Golden Teacher Spores!

Comes with 10cc of Golden Teacher spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

These chaps tend to be good for beginners to look at under the microscope, as they are usually pretty hardy and can cope with a lot of mistakes. Bit of an all-time classic, for good reason. Pretty much everyone’s starting point in their microscopy studies. Golden Teacher spores are great for using with microscopes. Fun Fact time! If you lived in Brazil or Jamaica they’d be great for growing Golden Teacher mushrooms (you can even buy Golden Teacher mushrooms legally in Jamaica), so I dunno, maybe move there if you wanna have fun with them.

Golden Teacher. Much like the phrase “Fuck The Tories”, it’s a classic, for a reason. Another truly thought-provoking and introspective piece of outsider art. “Fuck The Tories” – but with what? A cricket bat? A pineapple up the jacksie? A Golden Teacher spore syringe? The bones of all the poor that have been left to die so millionaires could pay a little bit less tax? The artist bravely leaves it up to your own imagination…

Ideally, keep these Golden Teacher spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.

This Golden Teacher spore syringe has been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Golden Teacher spores!

 

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Suni Gardner
Outstanding as usual!!!

Fast delivery, great product, awesome seller! What more can you ask for.

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J Fullerton
Outstanding service

Fantastic efficiency, unbelievable harvest. Plenty to study.

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Cormac Doyle
Absolutely first class

I wish all businesses had this much professionalism, fun and clarity. I will be back again and again and my mouth will spread their word vivoreously. Maith sibh a chairde

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Humble Nomad
High quality products

Well packaged and able to use for their intended purpose.

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Carlos
Fast, professional and amazing as always.

Amazing samples as always from our favourite ape, these spores look incredible under the microscope. They arrived clean as always and they took only about two days from payment to being delivered. Another ace microscopy product by our favourite orangutang.