10cc Lizard King Spore Syringe, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

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Comes with a 10cc Lizard King microscopy juice sample, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

There’s only one Lizard King in my opinion and that’s fuckin’ Godzilla. Nuclear breath? Check. Killed Heisenberg? Check. Got a weird little son? Check. I must admit I was slightly conflicted lately because I sat down to watch Godzilla vs Kong and obviously (being an ape-themed spore shuffler) I should be rooting for Kong, but I just couldn’t do it. Thankfully (no spoilers here) it all works out nicely in the end and I didn’t have to feel like I had betrayed either of my two giant Kaiju boys.

So where do these ones come from? They’re actually named after the guy that supposedly found them (I’m hoping it was his internet name otherwise his mum and dad are fucking mental). They were just hanging around outside growing near some stables so he picked them up, took them home, cleaned up the spores, spread the prints, and the rest is history!

All microscopy samples have been produced using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!