Penis Envy Uncut Spores!
Comes with 10cc of PE Uncut spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.
Penis Envy Uncut! Man, the people that work out these strains of mushrooms have got some pretty fuckin’ weird ideas about naming things. I remember there used to be (probably still is) a dude called John Wayne Bobbit. Anyway, one day John’s wife comes home, there’s an argument or something, and she chops his dick off. Like, right off. He calls the ambulance, and gets his dick sewn back on. In later years he uses the notoriety from this event to make a few porno films, one was called “John Wayne Bobbit Frankenpenis”, and the other, which to be fair is an amazing name, was “John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut”. I ain’t gonna judge if your thing is “man with a cock that’s been sewn back on” but that’s gotta be a fairly small niche market, surely?
So these are a bit like normal Penis Envy, but they don’t tend to bulge out massively in the middle. They’ve still generally (there is still the chance for them to look normal due to “that’s how nature works”) got the caps that look like a bell-end though. Very cool whether you own a cock or just love them. No judgement here, cocks are ace.
Ideally, keep these PE Uncut spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.
All microscopy samples have been produced using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!