PE UNCUT MICROSCOPY JUICE

£10.00

Penis Envy Uncut

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Description

Comes with a 10cc Penis Envy Uncut microscopy juice sample, an 18g needle to get your natural art onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

Man, the people that work out these strains of mushrooms have got some pretty fuckin’ weird ideas about naming things. I remember there used to be (probably still is) a dude called John Wayne Bobbit. Anyway, one day John’s wife comes home, there’s an argument or something, and she chops his dick off. Like, right off. He calls the ambulance, and gets his dick sewn back on. In later years he uses the notoriety from this event to make a few porno films, one was called “John Wayne Bobbit Frankenpenis”, and the other, which to be fair is an amazing name, was “John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut”. I ain’t gonna judge if your niche is “man with a cock that’s been sewn back on” but that’s gotta be a fairly small niche market, surely?

So these are a bit like normal Penis Envy, but they don’t tend to bulge out massively in the middle. They’ve still generally (there is still the chance for them to look normal due to “that’s how nature works”) got the caps that look like a bell-end though. Very cool whether you own a cock or just love them. No judgement here, cocks are ace.

All microscopy samples have been produced using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!