10cc PES Hawaiian Spore Syringe, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

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Comes with a 10cc PES Hawaiian microscopy juice sample, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

So these were developed by some guys called Pacifica Exotica Spora, who are based in Hawaii! Given that no Psilocybe Cubensis grow naturally in Hawaii, that means these guys must be evil criminals or something. Maybe they did it in Brazil. These mushrooms if you did find them naturally in Brazil or somewhere would be the very definition of a classic Psilocybe Cubensis. Under the microscope they are spore-shaped and spore-coloured, like spores are.

PESH Art! Real art! Thought provoking! Maybe! I dunno!

Boris Johnson is a fucking charlatan. He’s literally just managed to fail upwardly his entire life, a testament to the popular phrase “it’s not what you know, it’s who you know”. Boris is such a liar he would *tell* you that he would suck a fart out of your ass, sure, but when it came to doing it he would say that he gave it his best shot and it was going to be a world-beating fart-sucking, but someone else fucked it all up somehow. He is a bad egg and in a just world he would be cleaning the bins in a whale-processing factory.

All microscopy samples have been produced using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores.