Recently there have been a number of huge, life-changing events that have shaken the world and changed it forever – Donald, COVID, Brexit, Vienetta On A Stick, but none have been more important to the hearts and souls of a nation as the OTC DOG RAMP SAGA.
You too can now own a literal piece of history – when dudes ask “where were you when Doris Jones complained to a completely unrelated spore vendor that she’d got another nit comb instead of a too-good-to-be-true dog ramp?” you can say “I was right there man, I was right there, and I’ll never be the same”.
The front – Dogs On Ramps, in a protective vinyl finish
Printed on the literal fucking back yes mate this is how the world is now you can print on the back of things – Dogs Getting All Fucked Up At A Pennywise Gig in paper
And guess what? All profits from this sticker are going to get spent feeding hungry people by donating to decent Foodbanks. September’s money has gone to Transformation CPR, for example, and October’s may go somewhere different. I was brought up in pretty extreme poverty myself and it fucking sucked. At the end of the month I’ll tally up the totals, and give the money to a food bank (plus the Gift Aid bonus), no strings, no bullshit.
Just add this to your cart if you would like to purchase some extra hot XXX sticker action and help feed some hungry people.
ALL STICKERS ARE PROBABLY FOR MICROSCOPY ONLY, I DUNNO I HAVEN’T BOTHERED CHECKING