HILLBILLY SPORES

£15.00

10cc of Hillbilly spores, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

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Hillbilly Spores!

Comes with 10cc of Hillbilly spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

These apparently are Cubensis that come from the state of Arkansas, in America. Yeehaw! Apparently they became popular around the turn of the millennium, much like WKD and Chlamydia, but unlike WKD and Chlamydia these are cool and good and worth collecting. The best thing you can do with a blue WKD is mix it with 50ml of Port because then you’ve got a Cheeky Vimto, which was Charlotte Church’s drink of choice (best thing you can do with Chlamydia is probably go to the doctor). Goddamn, the millennium was a fucking weird time.

Under the microscope you will see these dudes making fucked-up moonshine and just getting on with their lives. Vaguely ovoid, about 1/2,500th of an inch long, cool little spore dudes. I don’t judge, we all need to find the path that makes us happy, and what’s good for one isn’t necessarily good for the other. I’ve actually got some distant relatives that are basically the Cornish version of hillbillies, lots of chickens everywhere and suchlike. Homemade pickled onions in every cupboard, not sure about the internet yet and still like to send actual letters. Probably still have a chequebook.

Ideally, keep these Hillbilly spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.

These Hillbilly spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Hillbilly spores!

Handy dos and don’ts:

DO:

  • Keep it somewhere cool and dark, it’ll keep for 6 months+
  • Keep it in the fridge maybe, it’ll last for years there
  • Enjoy microscopy, it’s a great hobby
  • Read/watch a variety of microscopy techniques across sites like Reddit and YouTube, knowledge is power
  • Be really clean when you’re handling it, it’s critical

DON’T:

  • Drink it. You can, it won’t hurt you, it’s just very expensive pop at that point
  • Try and grow anything with it, unless you live somewhere where that is legal
  • Store it anywhere dusty, dirty, or hot
  • Try and do your microscopy in a drafty, dusty room

For a bit more detailed of an explanation on exactly what to do, click here!

Product Information: contains mushroom spores, distilled sterilised water, in a sterile syringe

Customer Reviews

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Conor Waldron
Good spores

Inoculation the day I received and took on first day or two
Excited for results

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J.P McGhie
"Microscopic Hoedown: My Wild Ride with Hillbilly Mushroom Spores"

### Review: Hillbilly Mushroom Spores

Ever wonder what it’s like to step into the microscopic world of Hillbilly Mushroom Spores? Buckle up, y’all, because I’ve taken a trip down to the tiniest backwoods you can imagine, and let me tell you, it’s a hoot!

#### Under the Microscope:
I put on my science hat (it’s got a propeller on top) and peered through my trusty microscope. There they were: Hillbilly Mushroom Spores, looking like they just rolled out of a microscopic honky-tonk. These spores were rocking overalls, tiny straw hats, and had the teeniest banjos you ever did see. I swear I heard a fiddle tune coming from the slide.

#### Appearance:
They look like a bunch of miniature moonshine jugs – rounded, a bit fuzzy around the edges, and with a twinkle that says they’re ready for a barn dance. The spores were clustered together like they were at a family reunion, probably talking about who makes the best possum stew.

#### Movement:
Under high magnification, I could see them moving. Or should I say, square dancing? They were promenading and do-si-do-ing like there’s no tomorrow. I think one of them gave me a wink and tipped his hat before twirling his partner.

#### Smell:
Okay, maybe this is all in my head, but I’m pretty sure I caught a whiff of cornbread and fried chicken. It’s like my microscope slide turned into a Southern cookout.

#### Conclusion:
Hillbilly Mushroom Spores are the life of the microscopic party. If you’re looking to add some down-home charm to your spore collection, these little critters are just the ticket. I half expect them to start a bluegrass band and go on tour. If you’ve got a microscope, do yourself a favor and check these out – it’s like a mini vacation to the backwoods without leaving your lab.

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Steven Rippin
Hillbilly Spores Review

These are some of the best spores I’ve ever seen! Amazing product, thank you 🙏🏻

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Cathy m wooler
Reliable team

Always great, smooth transaction, speedy delivery, great product , can’t fault them 😁

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Ingrid Guri
Fastest delivery ever

Apart from the spores that I can't wait to put it under the microscope (my first time), the little things that were in the bag made me so happy. Thank you for the amazing service. Looking forward to purchase more