Comes with 10cc of PESH spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.
PESH? What’s that stand for? Pacifica Exotica Spora Hawaiian, so also known as PES Hawaiian. These were developed by some guys called Pacifica Exotica Spora, who are based in Hawaii! Given that no Psilocybe Cubensis grow naturally in Hawaii, that means these guys must be evil criminals or something. Maybe they did it in Brazil. These mushrooms if you did find them naturally in Brazil or somewhere would be the very definition of a classic Psilocybe Cubensis. Under the microscope they are spore-shaped and spore-coloured, like spores are.
PESH Art! (Check out the middle picture up there! Real art! Thought provoking! Maybe! I dunno!
Boris Johnson is a fucking charlatan. He’s literally just managed to fail upwardly his entire life, a testament to the popular phrase “it’s not what you know, it’s who you know”. Boris is such a liar he would *tell* you that he would suck a fart out of your ass, sure, but when it came to doing it he would say that he gave it his best shot and it was going to be a world-beating fart-sucking, but someone else fucked it all up somehow. He is a bad egg and in a just world he would be cleaning the bins in a whale-processing factory.
Ideally, keep these PESH spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.
All spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!