Description
Puerto Rican Spores!
Comes with 10cc of Puerto Rican spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.
Another one from a place that’s warm and humid, although, unlike Florida, Puerto Rico has a reasonable bit of “trade wind” (not a builder letting off a guff after having too many breaktime pork pies) which helps to keep the mad humidity from feeling too hectic. It’s about a thousand miles southeast of Florida. Unfortunately for the people of Puerto Rico, they’re a territory of the United States, so they’re beholden to a country that is about as morally bankrupt as anywhere on this earth could possibly be. Puerto Rico means “rich port” in Spanish, which presumably is why the yanks wanted it so much. Doesn’t seem to be any oil there but maybe there’s loads of kids or something, who knows?
Obviously because it’s technically part of America (although again obviously they’re not allowed any representation in Congress because fuck you, that’s why) cultivating magic mushrooms there is illegal but fortunately for them they’re just growing all over the place, freely available to pluck from the cursed earth that spat out such sinful fruits. Strange world, ain’t it, where Christian values would presume that God was wrong? I, for one, don’t really believe in God but also if there was a God surely by very definition he couldn’t be wrong, so either magic mushrooms are cool and good or magic mushroom are cool and good. Can’t fault that logic.
Ideally, keep these Puerto Rican spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.
These Puerto Rican spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Puerto Rican spores!
Handy dos and don’ts:
DO:
- Keep it somewhere cool and dark, it’ll keep for 6 months+
- Keep it in the fridge maybe, it’ll last for years there
- Enjoy microscopy, it’s a great hobby
- Read/watch a variety of microscopy techniques across sites like Reddit and YouTube, knowledge is power
- Be really clean when you’re handling it, it’s critical
DON’T:
- Drink it. You can, it won’t hurt you, it’s just very expensive pop at that point
- Try and grow anything with it, unless you live somewhere where that is legal
- Store it anywhere dusty, dirty, or hot
- Try and do your microscopy in a drafty, dusty room
For a bit more detailed of an explanation on exactly what to do, click here!
Product Information: contains mushroom spores, distilled sterilised water, in a sterile syringe
