GOLDEN TEACHER SPORES

(1021 Reviews)

£15.00

A 10cc syringe of Golden Teacher Spores, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

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Description

Golden Teacher Spores!

Comes with 10cc of Golden Teacher spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

These chaps tend to be good for beginners to look at under the microscope, as they are usually pretty hardy and can cope with a lot of mistakes. Bit of an all-time classic, for good reason. Pretty much everyone’s starting point in their microscopy studies. Golden Teacher spores are great for using with microscopes. Fun Fact time! If you lived in Brazil or Jamaica they’d be great for growing Golden Teacher mushrooms (you can even buy Golden Teacher mushrooms legally in Jamaica), so I dunno, maybe move there if you wanna have fun with them.

Golden Teacher. Much like the phrase “Fuck The Tories”, it’s a classic, for a reason. Another truly thought-provoking and introspective piece of outsider art. “Fuck The Tories” – but with what? A cricket bat? A pineapple up the jacksie? A Golden Teacher spore syringe? The bones of all the poor that have been left to die so millionaires could pay a little bit less tax? The artist bravely leaves it up to your own imagination…

Wanna read more about the mysterious origins of these spores? I’ve done a blog post, called “Golden Teacher Mushrooms (and spores!)” that you can read by clicking on the words. Handy!

Ideally, keep these Golden Teacher spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.

This Golden Teacher spore syringe has been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Golden Teacher spores!

Handy dos and don’ts:

DO:

  • Keep it somewhere cool and dark, it’ll keep for 6 months+
  • Keep it in the fridge maybe, it’ll last for years there
  • Enjoy microscopy, it’s a great hobby
  • Read/watch a variety of microscopy techniques across sites like Reddit and YouTube, knowledge is power
  • Be really clean when you’re handling it, it’s critical

DON’T:

  • Drink it. You can, it won’t hurt you, it’s just very expensive pop at that point
  • Try and grow anything with it, unless you live somewhere where that is legal
  • Store it anywhere dusty, dirty, or hot
  • Try and do your microscopy in a drafty, dusty room

For a bit more detailed of an explanation on exactly what to do, click here!

Product Information: contains mushroom spores, distilled sterilised water, in a sterile syringe

 

Customer Reviews

Pete
Rating: 5/5
Top notch service
Fantastic service from OTC. And I loved the personal touch, from the message itself (which highlighted support for food banks) to the sweets and the little mushroom paraphernalia. I haven't had a chance to get cracking with the microscope yet but I'm pretty sure I'll be ordering from these guys again. Thank you, and keep up the great work.
Tue Jun 09 2026 15:52:36 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Phil
Rating: 5/5
Spot on
Fast delivery. Spot on
Tue Jun 09 2026 10:51:18 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Jack
Rating: 5/5
spor
very good very nice
Sat Jun 06 2026 18:32:21 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Akhil
Rating: 5/5
Great experience and an amazing customer service.
Loved the packaging with the hand signed letter & the surprise Maoms. Shows true care as an independent business.
Thu Jun 04 2026 11:15:13 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Mab
Rating: 5/5
Good stuff
all good so far. looking good under the microscope.
Mon Jun 01 2026 14:33:53 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Alexander
Rating: 5/5
Great product, great service
Highly recommend!
Sat May 30 2026 12:14:05 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Nicholas Ball
Rating: 5/5
Brilliant service as always
Like always great service and the spores look amazing under the scope.
Fri May 29 2026 10:51:24 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
AdBoo
Rating: 5/5
Excellent
Great product, perfect.
Wed May 27 2026 16:53:28 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Jarlath
Rating: 5/5
Efficient, friendly, legitimate
Fast delivery, professionally packaged with surface and hand wipes. Love the branding, cones included with a sticker and a couple sweets too. Love it. Also worth noting that it comes in a 10ml syringe so you can play multiple times with 1 purchase.
Tue May 26 2026 10:28:23 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Pete
Rating: 5/5
Very Happy
No complaints great service
Tue May 26 2026 10:19:03 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)