APE REVERT SPORES

£14.00

10cc of APE Revert spores, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

In stock

Description

Comes with 10cc of Ape Revert spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

These chaps are basically a more stabilised version of Albino Penis Envy, which is great! They allegedly keep the potency and gain the ability to drop a decent set of spores, which is one of the worst things about standard APE. You wouldn’t find these in the wild, they’re an example of man’s mockery of God’s plan which is ace. Up yours, God, you ain’t the boss of me!

Such a lovely piece of art, I tried to make it look like it was blotter paper (which is a thing criminals use to take drugs with, I saw it on an episode of The Bill once). As I was making this artwork I thought “christ yeah this is cool and so drugs must be cool too” and then I understood! I’d nearly fallen into the Devil’s trap! Oh no you don’t Satan, not today, get thee *the fuck* behind me. So I guess if you order this piece of artwork what I’m saying is be super careful, because otherwise before you know it you’ll be in a motorcycle gang stabbing people because of a meth deal gone wrong or transporting a box full of human kidneys across state lines or something.

Ideally, keep these APE Revert spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.

All spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!

Customer Reviews

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Jake Humphreys
Quick delivery and perfect packaging

Spores look great and will look to order again. Love the way it comes packaged and is presented by the sellers.

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Jonathan
Never lets me down

Best supplier around. Really, if you are trying to make up your mind and reading this, look no further.

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Lee
Very Happy

Order process was simple enough and my spores arrived quickly. Thank you for the sticker 🙂

No issues with the spores and they were great for my microscope studies

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Simon Dean
I live this chimp

I couldn't be happier with my new friends, it's a shame how small they are, without the microscope I just can't make them out.

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Darren Fuller
Great company

Excellent service and prompt delivery, just what my scope needed 😁