Description
Lizard King Spores
Comes with 10cc of Lizard King spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.
There’s only one Lizard King in my opinion and that’s fuckin’ Godzilla. Nuclear breath? Check. Killed Heisenberg? Check. Got a weird little son? Check. I must admit I was slightly conflicted lately because I sat down to watch Godzilla vs Kong and obviously (being an ape-themed spore shuffler) I should be rooting for Kong, but I just couldn’t do it. Thankfully (no spoilers here) it all works out nicely in the end and I didn’t have to feel like I had betrayed either of my two giant Kaiju boys.
So where do these ones come from? They’re actually named after the guy that supposedly found them (I’m hoping it was his internet name otherwise his mum and dad are fucking mental). They were just hanging around outside growing near some stables so he picked them up, took them home, cleaned up the spores, spread the prints, and the rest is history!
Ideally, keep these Lizard King spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.
These Lizard King spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Lizard King spores!
Handy dos and don’ts:
DO:
- Keep it somewhere cool and dark, it’ll keep for 6 months+
- Keep it in the fridge maybe, it’ll last for years there
- Enjoy microscopy, it’s a great hobby
- Read/watch a variety of microscopy techniques across sites like Reddit and YouTube, knowledge is power
- Be really clean when you’re handling it, it’s critical
DON’T:
- Drink it. You can, it won’t hurt you, it’s just very expensive pop at that point
- Try and grow anything with it, unless you live somewhere where that is legal
- Store it anywhere dusty, dirty, or hot
- Try and do your microscopy in a drafty, dusty room
For a bit more detailed of an explanation on exactly what to do, click here!
Product Information: contains mushroom spores, distilled sterilised water, in a sterile syringe
