Comes with 10cc’s of Lizard King spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.
There’s only one Lizard King in my opinion and that’s fuckin’ Godzilla. Nuclear breath? Check. Killed Heisenberg? Check. Got a weird little son? Check. I must admit I was slightly conflicted lately because I sat down to watch Godzilla vs Kong and obviously (being an ape-themed spore shuffler) I should be rooting for Kong, but I just couldn’t do it. Thankfully (no spoilers here) it all works out nicely in the end and I didn’t have to feel like I had betrayed either of my two giant Kaiju boys.
So where do these ones come from? They’re actually named after the guy that supposedly found them (I’m hoping it was his internet name otherwise his mum and dad are fucking mental). They were just hanging around outside growing near some stables so he picked them up, took them home, cleaned up the spores, spread the prints, and the rest is history!
Ideally, keep these refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.
All microscopy samples have been produced using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!