10cc of Mars spores, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

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Mars Spores!

Comes with 10cc of Mars spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

These seem to be another one with an unidentified origin – I suppose at the end of the day they’re all rad so I guess it’s a “choose your own adventure” kind of thing all over again. In the classic 1990’s film, “Total Recall” (based on a book by Philip K Dick who absolutely did more than his fair share of psychedelics), it’s commonly thought that Doug Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) says “get your ass to Mars” in an effort to convince himself to break free, find the truth waiting for him on Mars, and meet a three-titted lady. Thanks to modern technology, it has now been discovered (by me, whilst high) that what he actually says is “get your ass to Ma’s“. That’s right; he’s only gone and forgotten his mum’s birthday. What a chump. Old Mama Quaid ain’t gonna be very happy when there’s no Ferrero Rochers to unwrap.

And to be honest, I’ve even gone back-and-forth on the idea of space hookers having three titties. Sure, when I was a young man, the idea of “breasts+1” seemed like a great idea but now as a semi-functional adult with a partner, the idea of having to buy them underwear that is somehow even more complicated just sounds to me like something else I would be likely to fuck up. I’m not leaning into the macho stereotypes here but there’s just so much choice as it is, it’s bewildering. I’m quite happy to keep the amount of breasts at two or less, this is a known quantity for bra manufacturers and I am likely to be able to find the right items, saving me from once again making a fool of myself.

Ideally, keep these Mars spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.

These Mars spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Mars spores!

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
martin Farrell
Nothing happened. 😪

Recently purchased spores bought all in one grow bag separately did everything to make sure everything was disinfected etc injected spore left in cupboard for two weeks in correct temperature,nothing as happened as yet taken photos of bag if you want to see

Gonzo Myco

In all honesty, i've still not had a chance to view them properly yet- but on first inspection, everythings looking good. I'm sure once ready to be viewed, they'll look great. Very rare that i've had any problems with stock from here.

Ja Coda

Very different indeed !
A very good different !


came nicely packed within a couple of days. Excellent for microscopy and studying spore structure. Spoiler, they look round