Description
Comes with 10cc of Ape Revert spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.
These chaps are basically a more stabilised version of Albino Penis Envy, which is great! They allegedly keep the potency and gain the ability to drop a decent set of spores, which is one of the worst things about standard APE. You wouldn’t find these in the wild, they’re an example of man’s mockery of God’s plan which is ace. Up yours, God, you ain’t the boss of me!
Such a lovely piece of art, I tried to make it look like it was blotter paper (which is a thing criminals use to take drugs with, I saw it on an episode of The Bill once). As I was making this artwork I thought “christ yeah this is cool and so drugs must be cool too” and then I understood! I’d nearly fallen into the Devil’s trap! Oh no you don’t Satan, not today, get thee *the fuck* behind me. So I guess if you order this piece of artwork what I’m saying is be super careful, because otherwise before you know it you’ll be in a motorcycle gang stabbing people because of a meth deal gone wrong or transporting a box full of human kidneys across state lines or something.
Ideally, keep these APE Revert spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.
These Ape Revert spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Ape Revert spores!
Handy dos and don’ts:
DO:
- Keep it somewhere cool and dark, it’ll keep for 6 months+
- Keep it in the fridge maybe, it’ll last for years there
- Enjoy microscopy, it’s a great hobby
- Read/watch a variety of microscopy techniques across sites like Reddit and YouTube, knowledge is power
- Be really clean when you’re handling it, it’s critical
DON’T:
- Drink it. You can, it won’t hurt you, it’s just very expensive pop at that point
- Try and grow anything with it, unless you live somewhere where that is legal
- Store it anywhere dusty, dirty, or hot
- Try and do your microscopy in a drafty, dusty room
For a bit more detailed of an explanation on exactly what to do, click here!
Product Information: contains mushroom spores, distilled sterilised water, in a sterile syringe
