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Jack Frost Spore Swab!
Comes with 2 Jack Frost spore swabs, so that you’ve got a spare in case you lose one down the sofa!
Jack Frost Spores – now these ones are reportedly another Dave Wombat creation. You should go and have a look at his Instagram that I linked to back there, it’s really cool. Dave (or Mr. Wombat? I’m not sure how formal he would want me to be haha) likes to combine art and science and apply it to mycology. This is what I mean when I say that there are some really cool people out there doing really cool things in the mycological world, there’s guys like Dave out there taking this spore and that mushroom and mashing it all together to make something radder than the sum of its parts. This one in particular is a combo of Albino Penis Envy (APE) and True Albino Teacher (TAT).
These are pretty cool looking dudes, and just like the rest of the swabs they are not prolific spore droppers (they do drop spores, just not really enough to make prints from). That’s the kicker with a lot of these bizarre variants, they’re the modern day seedless fruits, like Jaffa Cakes or Strawberry Maoams. That’s pretty good though, right? We’re living in the age of science, we can make things cooler. A Kangaroo with big tits? Sure why not pal, whatever floats your boat (I have patented this idea so don’t try to steal it if you’re a scientist). I’m quite looking forward to seeing how the next ten years go in the mycology scene, things are super impressive now, so imagine what happens once people have had enough time to have a decent run at it – the future’s bright.
And yes, the art I knocked out for this shows the Orangutan trying to hit Jack Frost with a housebrick. You’d have to. If your dad came back as some kind of Snow Lich the least you could do for him is return him to heaven where he belongs.
Ideally, keep these Jack Frost spore swabs somewhere cool and dark, where they will happily last a couple of years at least. Magic mushroom spores are super hardy, and a drier environment like a spore swab or a print is the best way of ensuring they stay viable for literally years. They’re pretty simple to store. We don’t recommend putting the swab back into storage once you’ve tried to use it as the chance of contamination shoots right up, but if that’s something you want to try then I’m not your boss, go for it. Swabs are a bit harder to use with the microscope than spore syringes, so please make sure you’ve done a fair bit of reading on how to get these onto your microscope slide cleanly!
These Jack Frost Spore Swabs have been produced in a nice legal country far away from here by a team of super cool lab monkeys, using flowhoods and all the usual jazz in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Jack Frost spores!
