MAZAPATEC SPORES

£14.00

10cc of Mazapatec spores, complete with needle and alcohol wipe to get your microscope nice and clean!

Only 5 left in stock

Description

Mazapatec Spores!

Comes with 10cc of Mazapatec spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.

So this one’s a bit weird – it seems to be called both Mazapatec and Mazatapec depending on what your source is. Who knows! We’re going with Mazapatec, because we’ve already printed up all the labels! These have reportedly been used down in South America by shamans, for hundreds of years. Shamans = criminals, I guess. Aren’t nature crimes weird? Imagine someone trying to haul a shaman off to prison just for trying to seek a bit of spiritual truth. Bonkers.

I’ve seen these Mazapatec spores described as “tough and aggressive” colonisers online, so take that as you will. Obviously don’t go doing any of that kind of shit with them, look at them under the microscope! They’re another Psilocybe Cubensis phenotype, so they will be pretty easy to check out with your no-doubt amazing microscope. Accessibility in mycology is important to me, which is partly why I stock a lot of the various Cubensis spores like Natal Super Strength – keeping things simple is cool. These prints actually do come from all the way over that side of the world, which is nice!

Ideally, keep these Mazapatec spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.

These Mazapatec spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium Mazapatec spores!

Customer Reviews

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Kade B
Sporesome!

I would have given these babies a five-star rating, but my microscope lens cracked under the intensity of observation and now I am sad. Those are some mad dudes!

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Dley88
Interview with a Microscope

Me: Can you confirm your identity for the post?

Microscope: Ehm, Yeah...I'm a Microscope.

Me: OK good, as you know we are here today to give some customer feedback for a product we have recently purchased

Microscope: Right, OK

Me: In a few words, how would you describe the Mazatapec spores you were recently introduced to?

Microscope: the wha?..

Me: The Mazatapec Spores...the little ovular things we've been watching for a few weeks?

Microscope: Oh right. Yeah, they're little...and ovular. I'm fond of them

Me: and they arrived in a really timely and discreet manor didn't they?

Microscope: well I don't know, I'm just a Microscope I don't really understand those concepts...

Me: well SOMEBODY ate the Maoams...and it wasn't fucking ME!

Microscope: (slight rustling) I don't know what your talking about...

Me: WHAT is that behind your back? (checks)...wtf is this? There must be 20 Orangutan Co. Spore syringes back here!

Microscope: ermmm...

Me: Have you been buying spore syringes from Orangutan Trading Co. just so you can eat free MAOAMS!?

Microscope: no, no, of course not!

Me: Then where are all the FUCKING maoams?!

Microscope: (thinks)...dunno

Me: you dunno?

Microscope: no.

Me: do you know how cheap a massive bag of MAOAMs would be from the Traders Market?

Microscope: IM A FUCKING MICROSCOPE OK!? I CANT GO TO THE TRADERS MARKET ON MY OWN, SOMEONE WILL TRY TO BUY ME AT A DISCOUNT FOR NOT BEING IN A BOX!

Me: ..oh...I see...I'm sorry.

Microscope: it's OK, it doesn't matter

Me: no, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have got
angry

Microscope: it's OK, don't worry about it, let's just go do something else.

Me: OK, yeah, your right. Let's stop this now.

Me: just a thought...what exactly were your plans on dealing with the huge, reliable, popular, high-quality cache of Orangutan Trading Co. Spore Syringes you've been hiding behind your back all this time?!

Microscope: look at them all 😍

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Bartholomew Murphy
Mazapatek

Prompt response and delivery, nice guys.

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Graham Roys

MAZAPATEC SPORES

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Jenko
Relentless and vicious!!

I've been dunking this squad of bad boy navy seals every couple weeks for over two months and they're still not dead yet. Good thing my microscope is waterproof!!