Comes with 10cc of Burma spores, an 18g needle to get your spores onto the slides, and an alcohol wipe so you can ensure that your microscope is super clean.
Allegedly these were first found by a chap called John Allen (who another active mushroom is named after) in Burma. How weird. They are apparently quite strong, and are able to lift several times their own bodyweight. This is due to a rigorous exercise routine, eating cleanly, and getting eight hours of sleep per night.
The Orangutan in this picture is all fuzzed up like rewinding an old VHS tape. I’m old enough to remember the joys of having to rewind the fucking things and needing to go and rent them from a weird man in a shop that smelt funny. I remember watching Demolition Man on VHS, man that was a good film. “What seems to be your boggle?” is an all time classic line that gets regular use here at OTC Manor. It’s quite a good line to pull out in an aggressive pub argument too, like “What seems to be your fuckin’ boggle, pal?” because they are not going to know what the fuck you are on about. There you go, top life advice right there.
Ideally, keep these Burma spores refrigerated, where they will happily last a couple of years. Magic mushroom spores are tough like that – don’t let them freeze though! Failing that, you can keep them in a nice dark cupboard where they’ll be just fine for at least six months. They’re pretty simple to store. You can even use them multiple times, just replace the needle cap back on (don’t remove the needle as that’s one more chance for contaminants to get in there), and the next time you go to use them, heat the needle up with a lighter until it glows red. Simple! You could even put them back into the supplied bag if that’s your jam.
All spore syringes have been produced in the UK using a flowhood in order to make sure that what you see under the microscope is exactly what’s supposed to be there and nothing else – just premium spores!