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Clyde Orangutan

Clyde Orangutan

Chief Monkey at Orangutan Trading Co

  • Mushrooms
  • Mycology

I am the main ape behind Orangutan Trading Co. 

I am also not really an ape, they don't tend to manage a laptop keyboard very well at the best of times.

I make and sell spore syringes from all your favourite Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms (amongst others), that's kinda my thing, and I sell them from the UK to pretty much everywhere! I've been doing it since 2020, and I've built the business up from being just me in my house to having a million employees and being the richest man in the world. That bit isn't true. People seem to really like what we do though, and that's just as good as far as I'm concerned.

I suppose if I have to toot my own trumpet, I'm very well-versed in many mycology-related techniques: agar work, aseptic technique, making spore prints, processing spore prints into (lots of) syringes, and growing mushrooms in general (only the legal ones though, obviously).

I can also do all the other bollocks you have to do when you're a micro-business owner, like panicking, waking up at 1am to fix tech issues, and arguing with HMRC. 

A sporadic blog post appears!

A sporadic blog post appears!

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Clyde Orangutan 6 minute read

Video Games | Behind The Scenes

I heard someone was asking about “Orangutan-masked online traders”

I heard someone was asking about “Orangutan-masked online traders”

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Features | How-To Guides

April News Roundup!

April News Roundup!

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Announcements | Behind The Scenes

Orangutan Trading Co on the Mycopunks podcast!

Orangutan Trading Co on the Mycopunks podcast!

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Magic Mushroom Myths: Common misconceptions!

Magic Mushroom Myths: Common misconceptions!

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Clyde Orangutan 10 minute read

Psilocybe Cubensis | Behind The Scenes

How to grow mushrooms, Part Four: Harvesting!

How to grow mushrooms, Part Four: Harvesting!

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How-To Guides | Psilocybe Cubensis

How to grow mushrooms from spores, part three: Spawn to bulk!

How to grow mushrooms from spores, part three: Spawn to bulk!

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How-To Guides | Psilocybe Cubensis

How to grow mushrooms from spores, part two: Spawn Colonisation!

How to grow mushrooms from spores, part two: Spawn Colonisation!

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How-To Guides | Psilocybe Cubensis | Tips

How to grow mushrooms from spores: Part One!

How to grow mushrooms from spores: Part One!

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How-To Guides | Psilocybe Cubensis | Tips

New Year, new spore syringes? Yes please!

New Year, new spore syringes? Yes please!

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Announcements | Psilocybe Cubensis

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